Intro

So I've decided to start this diary to document just how incapable I am at being normal in public. I figured, if I could write things down as soon as I make a fool of myself, then it would prove to my unbelieving family that, in fact, I have a legitimate disability.

I'll try to write in it every day to document each uneventfull moment of my sad existance, but if this proves even too boring for me then I may settle for only occasional entries when I do something truely idiotic. I'll play it by ear.

I should also note (in case this account gets into the wrong hands) that this is very private, and should not be read unless given express permission from the author (Moi). If I find that someone has read this without my permission, great penalties will ensue. Or in other words, prepare to reap the whirlwind, my friend.